In a show of ultimate selflessness, Tiger Woods decided to take in the
U.S. Open this weekend and let
someone else win a golf tournament for a change. Not only that, according to his instructor Hank Haney, he talked to Tiger Sunday morning and Tiger predicted that Jim Furyk would win. I think this demonstration of generosity and psychic ability proves my
earlier theory that Tiger has in fact risen to More Than a Man, Less Than a God status.
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