Tiger Throws Match Play

This just in: Tiger has thrown the World Match Play in the first round in order to rest up for the Ryder Cup next week. I reported a few weeks ago that Tiger was taking more of a leadership roll on this year's team. This proves his commitment. Jim Furyk followed suit, deciding he only wanted to play 32 holes before moving on to the K club next week. If this kind of commitment is what we have to look forward to from our veterans, the Europeans don't have a chance next week.